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Boo! [Apr. 9th, 2009|10:37 am]
Kelly
Fuck! My internet was turned off because my roommate didn't pay the bill. I've been asking him about it for the last two weeks. GRRRRRRRR.
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(no subject) [Feb. 3rd, 2009|05:24 pm]
Kelly
I'm having a hard time getting out of the house.

I need to make some money. I just put an ad up on CL offering video services for adult performers.

I'm also still thinking about the video valentine/letter project. So far, it hasn't gone anywhere. I'm uploading a new video with music that hopefully will be better. I also think I need a bit more content to sell the idea. The valentine was just a test, and even though no one has bought one yet, I still think the idea has potential if I can think of the right packaging.
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Heart Face Video [Jan. 27th, 2009|12:56 pm]
Kelly
Make your sweetheart a video about love!

http://kellykend.com/HeartFace
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2008|12:44 am]
Kelly
I found this today and it made me happy.

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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2008|02:08 pm]
Kelly
Well, it was partly that I didn't trust the raccoon, but also fear. I mean, what would actually happen if I went over to the pony? What would happen when I pet it, and nuzzled it's pretty pretty mane? I wanted it so bad, and here it was, just being offered to me. It wanted me to come out and play. And I didn't. Still, the pony never wandered away. It stayed in my sight, but it wasn't letting me approach again. I had missed my chance, and though I could see it, it wasn't going to play with me.

I'm idealizing this particular pony, but the way I let it pass hurts. I had been waiting for that pony for years, and given up on it. I had built layers around that desire so that I couldn't feel it anymore, and felt this nudge when it was presenting itself, but ultimately couldn't move.

Eventually the raccoon wandered back and asked me why I was so sad. I cried about how I let the pony go and didn't know why.
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2008|11:10 am]
Kelly
Oh wow, I do remember that one time I was offered some time with a really amazing purple pony. Yeah, I did have some excuses and turn it down. I'm not sure why I did that. A little raccoon was trying to show me the way, but I didn't trust him.

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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2008|09:55 pm]
Kelly
It seems I had my definitions confused.

There are many different kinds of ponies. Plain brown ones. Pretty purple ones. Sparkly ones. And the ultimate: a unicorn. I thought I was working for ponies, but I was really searching for unicorns, and now I don't know what to do.

The brown ones are kept in stables. The purple ones and the sparkly ones run in the forest, but the methods to get one are different. The sparkly ones need to be hunted and the purple ones need to be befriended.

I already have some brown ponies, it seems, but they are getting weak and old. I need some new ones. A purple pony would be ideal, but they are hard to come by. I have been searching and collecting a bag of awesome to share with the pony, but I don't know that it's enough. I may have spent too much time in other forests for its liking.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2008|03:47 pm]
Kelly
Ok, I concede. I was wrong about the pony. You never explicitly promised it, and I was wrong to be so expectant.

I was told by others that I would get a pony, and in my desire to believe it was true, ignored the fact that these people were not the keepers of the ponies. I know, I know. I have to work for my ponies. My precious little ponies.


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David Likes Goat Cheese [Nov. 25th, 2008|10:18 pm]
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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2008|12:14 pm]
Kelly
Where's my pony? I was promised a pony. I was promised a motherfucking pony. YOU PROMISED ME A PONY! WHERE'S MY PONY BITCH!?
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